Old General Coote was a fine old fellerToday it is one year and one half since I eschewed drinkohol. It is also Everyone Ignore Samfast Day but since the FLJS1 remains incommunicado in Captain Cook's Mistake this hasn't been so much of a chore. As is customary at such anniversaries, I have a new Shiny Thing.
He often was found laid down in a cellar
So on the Glorious Twelfth, while some people do shoot
We go a-drinkin', to honour Old Coote
- The Kipper Family
|Shiny Thing #8|
- is barely visible, and
- looks like a Rubbish
Come February next I will complete the set of Shiny Things and will celebrate with the finest champagne Mr Sainsbury's House of Toothy Comestibles has to offer3. The regular Automatic Diary will, subject to the vagaries of Homeland Security and the gun-tooting goondom running the Canada-USAnia frontier, resume on September 5th. Yes, the Automatic Diary is to visit Canada, where the BEARs come from. I will take an extra jumper.
- Filthy Lying Journalist Scum.
- Go and buy a copy immediately. Other Amplifier albums are available. Go and buy them all. And a T-shaped shirt...